COMPANY SECRETS,
SHIPPED TO YOUR DOORSTEP

We’ll send you the ingredients, show you the pro-tips, and probably make you blush.

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BEAT CYNTHIA

Feeling guilty cause Cynthia down the street already taught her 5yr old Latin? Last we checked, that’s not going to help her survive a pandemic. Timmy making bread will.

SAVE YOUR THERAPIST A ZOOM CALL

Already polished off your first Margherita by 9am? Why not make some homemade donuts for lunch.

FIND A HOBBY

Is your volleyball making a solid argument about 5g towers? It’s probably time to find a hobby.

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Add these staples to your kitchen skillset and let us make you a pro. If it’s 2am and you’re in an impulsive mood, this is the best place to start.

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HOW IT WORKS

1. STEAL OUR SECRETS

This is kind of a big deal. We’ve created and used these recipes since we started this business, and now they’re yours to keep.

2. DOORSTEP DELIVERY

Not show-boating, but you’re about to get the most adorable package delivered on your doorstep, and then you’re going to cry a little. Everything you need is inside.

3. YOU MAKE REAL FOOD

You take all the ingredients in the box, follow the instructions, learn our pro techniques, and then never come back to our bakery ever again [just kidding, let’s start going steady].

4. YOU TAKE THE CREDIT

Since you’ve stolen our secrets, you can either [1] become our rival bakery or [2] put this in your family cookbook and pass it down to your grandkids one day.

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ALMOST FAMOUS

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Our story began when Aaron Thaddeus Caddel received a call from Sir Sean Connery of the Queen’s Royal Guard. Archduke Phillip Ligon had been missing for weeks. The only recent contact was a thirty-second clip of the Archduke begging for their life. The situation necessitated immediate action. Anything less would pose a threat to both the sanctity of the Crown and the global economy, leaving thousands, if not millions without any royal weddings to watch on NBC or a chance of hope. The Archduke’s penchant for “nose candy” had made him a likely target for exploitation but left a clear trail to follow. No pun intended.

And that’s why we’re frequently referred to as the Joaquín Guzmán of Bakeries. So when we first opened our first location at the end of 2014, we were surprised to find a line of people waiting to buy our pastries. 2 years, 6 parties and 2,340,771,808 carbs later, we built and opened our Production Facility 400 miles away and exploded into the Los Angeles market with a wholesale program.

A lot has changed since that first call from Sir Sean Connery. But from our start, we’ve placed a definitive emphasis on you. We’re looking for the quickest way to your heart and mouth. Why? Because we love making products that people love. Our north star is the customer experience and the Mr. Holmes brand is our ship. We’re here to make sure Princess Diana walk away going, “damn… I gotta tell my mom about this pastry”. Don’t google that.

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